• ellen:please welcome one of the biggest pop stars to come out of england!
  • marina:hey wait label wait i wasnt told i was going on ellen
  • label:you're not they're talking about ellie goulding
  • marina:i thought she was recording her 3rd album after the international smash hit worldwide #1 sophmore album Electricia Heart
  • label:uh marina that's you? aren't you recording your album?
  • marina:wtf no? i've been singing starry mouths and lightings on repeat in my room preparing for my #hallycone tour
  • label:did you confuse your career with ellie goulding's again?
  • marina:no?? hallycone was my best effort yet
  • label:no your last album was electra heart and it ruined us financially and you left us to make bad tshirts and tbh we havent seen you until now
  • marina:i do not remember recording ellen heart but no matter it was clearly a success
  • label:are you okay? you seem really confused?
  • marina:im FINE
  • label:wait are you drunk?
  • marina:stop JUdGIng ME mY GOD label YOU'RE SUCH A DIck I Cnat WHWHY DID BURNS LEAVE ME HIS NAME WAS A FUCKING SIMPSONS CHARACTER

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

  • person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me:nope
  • person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me:i'm not


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