- ellen:please welcome one of the biggest pop stars to come out of england!
- marina:hey wait label wait i wasnt told i was going on ellen
- label:you're not they're talking about ellie goulding
- marina:i thought she was recording her 3rd album after the international smash hit worldwide #1 sophmore album Electricia Heart
- label:uh marina that's you? aren't you recording your album?
- marina:wtf no? i've been singing starry mouths and lightings on repeat in my room preparing for my #hallycone tour
- label:did you confuse your career with ellie goulding's again?
- marina:no?? hallycone was my best effort yet
- label:no your last album was electra heart and it ruined us financially and you left us to make bad tshirts and tbh we havent seen you until now
- marina:i do not remember recording ellen heart but no matter it was clearly a success
- label:are you okay? you seem really confused?
- marina:im FINE
- label:wait are you drunk?
- marina:stop JUdGIng ME mY GOD label YOU'RE SUCH A DIck I Cnat WHWHY DID BURNS LEAVE ME HIS NAME WAS A FUCKING SIMPSONS CHARACTER
Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her
- person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me:i'm not
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